June 2012
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pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD
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Anonymous asked: Feferi, are you bossed-up?
asktheheiress:
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TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
waerlogas:
initforthebutts:
areyoutryingtodeduceme:
princesiksta:
inspectahradio:
darksstars:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy shit
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMP OVER THE LAZY DOG eh?
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPOVERTHELZYDOG
Well that’s weird
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity...
– Mark Twain (via buddhacoffee)
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May 2012
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: I should do math. Me: Holy god look at these problems Me: The army doesnt need guns Me: They need algebra textbooks Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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fuckyeahequiusaradia:
djcryingalonewithstriderfeels:
darkleer
looks like
juandissimo magnifico
food for thought
YES YES OMG PERFECT YES OMG DYING
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barleytea:
caddyl:
update: the grand highblood is the last truffula tree
screams
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ghirademi:
Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal
thorjammer:
jacket-slutt:
msamberhazard:
msamberhazard:
tal9000:
transawareness:
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released...
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can anyone help me find/make a pattern for the Skyward Sword Knight Academy uniform??
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YouTube's Captions Can't Handle Andrew Scott
otterbatch:
randomnessosityism:
All of these are actual things that YouTube actually thought Moriarty said:
Let’s not forget how it translated John’s “ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool”:
PILLOWS
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asksighstuck:
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zuky:
mishachu:
funeralfrost:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
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sharticles:
Where can I find a male version of me
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frickingloki:
superwholockstuckian:
americantwenty-something:
confettiparade:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
sounds like an episode of...
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cosmo-kramer-the-assman:
vincent van gogh fuck yourself
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princekarkat:
edvilla23:
sylphoflies:
edvilla23:
What if in the future Science is able to create God, who then goes back in time to create everything.
Atheists: 1
Christians: 1
Everybody wins and live happy.
God fucking damn it.
Homestuck: 1 Everyone Else: 0
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Tumblr, why da fuq would I want to find people...
sorairo-days:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SAFE HAVEN 8l
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astheplanetsbend:
i wish that i had a little bar above my shoulder like characters do in video games, but instead of showing my health or energy it would measure my human interaction limit. and once it filled up everyone would know that i had maxed out on socialization and would know to leave me alone to recharge.
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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